Happy Thanksgiving!

I have family in next week so likely won’t post anything

1. You’ll need a clean joke for the holidays. Here’s mine: “The grocery was packed yesterday! All those people who haven’t turned their ovens on since the fire department left last Thanksgiving.”

2. If you want to mess with MAGA relatives: “I’m a Democrat. We do cringey land acknowledgments. Republicans carefully analyze which Nazis and pedophiles they want to welcome.”